| IYSS |
If You Say So |
| J/C |
Just Checking |
| J/K |
Just Kidding! |
| J/W |
Just Wondering |
| JAFO |
Just Another F***ing Onlooker |
| KFY |
Kiss For You |
| KISS |
Keep It Simple Stupid |
| KIT |
Keep In Touch |
| KMA |
Kiss My Ass |
| KWIM |
Know What I Mean |
| KYPO |
Keep Your Pants On |
| L8R |
Later |
| LD |
Long Distance |
| LDTTWA |
Let's Do The Time Warp Again |
| LLTA |
Lots And Lots Of Thunderous Applause |
| LMAO |
Laughing My Ass Off |
| LMK |
Let Me Know |
| LOL |
Laughing Out Loud -or- Lots of Luck (or Love) |
| LTIC |
Laughing 'Til I Cry |
| LTNS |
Long Time No See |
| LYL |
Love Ya Lots |
| LYLAS |
Love You Like A Sister |
| MHOTY |
My Hat's Off To You |
| MM |
Market Maker |
| MorF |
Male or Female? |
| MOTD |
Message Of The Day |
| MOTSS |
Members Of The Same Sex |
| MTFBWY |
May The Force Be With You |
| MWBRL |
More Will Be Revealed Later |
| MYOB |
Mind Your Own Business |
| NAK |
Nursing At Keyboard |
| NAZ |
Name, Address, Zip (also means Nasdaq) |
| NBD |
No Big Deal |
| NBIF |
No Basis In Fact |
| NFI |
No F***ing Idea |
| NFW |
No F***ing Way |
| NG |
New Game |
| NIFOC |
Nude In Front Of The Computer |
| NM |
Never Mind |
| NMP |
Not My Problem |
| NOYB |
None Of Your Business |
| NP |
No Problem |
| NQOCD |
Not Quite Our Class Dear |
| NRG |
Energy |
| NRN |
No Reply Necessary |
| NYCFS |
New York City Finger Saluet |
| OAUS |
On An Unrelated Subject |
| OBTW |
Oh By The Way |
| OIC |
Oh, I see |
| OMDB |
Over My Dead Body |
| OMG |
Oh My Gosh |
| OMIK |
Open Mouth, Insert Keyboard |
| ONNA |
Oh No, Not Again |
| OOC |
Out Of Character |
| OOTB |
Out Of The Box -or- Out Of The Blue |
| OT |
Off Topic |
| OTOH |
On the Other Hand |
| OWTTE |
Or Words To That Effect |
| OZ |
stands for "Australia" |
| PEBCAK |
Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard |
| PIMP |
Peeing In My Pants |
| PITA |
Pain In The Ass |
| PLS |
Please |
| PMFJI |
Pardon Me For Jumping In |
| PO |
Piss Off |
| POV |
Point of View |
| RBTL |
Read Between The Lines |
| RL |
Real Life |
| RLF |
Real Life Friend |
| RMLB |
Read My Lips Baby |
| RMMM |
Read My Mail Man! |
| RN |
Right Now! |
| ROTFL |
Rolling On The Floor Laughing |
| ROTFLMAO |
Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off |
| ROTM |
Right On The Money |
| RSN |
Real Soon Now |
| RTFM |
Read The F***ing Manual |
| RTK |
Return To Keyboard |
| RTM |
Read The Manual |
| RU |
Are You? |
| SBTA |
Sorry, Being Thick Again |
| SH |
Sh** Happens |
| SITD |
Still In The Dark |
| SNAFU |
Situation Normal, All F***ed Up |
| SOL |
Sh** Out of Luck |
| SorG |
Straight or Gay? |
| SSDD |
Same Sh** Different Day |
| STFU |
Shut The F*** Up |
| STM |
Spank The Monkey |
| STYS |
Speak To You Soon |
| SUYF |
Shut Up You Fool |
| SWAG |
Scientific Wild Ass Guess |
| SWAK |
Sent (or Sealed) With A Kiss |
| SWDYT |
So What Do You Think? |
| TAH |
Take A Hike |
| TANSTAAFL |
There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch |
| TARFU |
Things Are Really F***ed Up |
| TDTM |
Talk Dirty To Me |
| TEOTWAWKI |
The End Of The World As We Know It |
| TFN |
Thanks For Nothin' |
| THX or TX or
THKS |
Thanks |
| TIA |
Thanks In Advance |
| TIAIL |
Think I Am In Love |
| TIC |
Tongue In Cheek |
| TLA |
Three Letter Acronym |
| TLGO |
The List Goes On |
| TM |
Trust Me |
| TMI |
Too Much Information |
| TMTOWTDI |
There's More Than One Way To Do It |
| TPTB |
The Powers That Be |
| TSR |
Totally Stuck in RAM |
| TTFN |
Ta Ta For Now |
| TTT |
That's The Ticket -or- To The Top |
| TTYL |
Talk To You Later |
| TWHAB |
This Won't Hurt A Bit |
| TY |
Thank You |
| TYVM |
Thank You Very Much |
| unPC |
unPolitically Correct |
| URYY4M |
You Are Too Wise For Me |
| VFM |
Value For Money |
| WAG |
Wild Ass Guess |
| WAI |
What An Idiot |
| WB |
Welcome Back |
| WCA |
Who Cares Anyway |
| WDYS |
What Did You Say? |
| WDYT |
What Do You Think? |
| WE |
Whatever |
| WEG |
Wicked Evil Grin |
| WG |
Wicked Grin |
| WGAFF |
Who Gives A Flying F*** |
| WIIFM |
What's In It For Me? |
| WIT |
Wordsmith In Training |
| WITFITS |
What in the F*** is this Sh** |
| WOG |
Wise Old Guy |
| WRT |
With Regard To |
| WTF |
What The F*** |
| WTG |
Way To Go! |
| WTSDS |
Where The Sun Don't Shine |
| WYP |
What's Your Problem? |
| WYRN |
What's Your Real Name? |
| WYS |
Whatever You Say |
| WYSIWYG |
What You See Is What You Get |
| WYT |
Whatever You Think |
| YA |
Yet Another |
| YA yaya |
Yet Another Ya-Ya (as in yo-yo) |
| YAFIYGI |
You Asked For It You Got It |
| YDKM |
You Don't Know Me |
| YGBK |
You Gotta Be Kiddin' |
| YMMV |
Your Mileage May Vary |
| YNK |
You Never Know |
| YOYO |
You're On Your Own |
| YR |
Yeah Right |
| YSYD |
Yeah, Sure You Do |
| YTTT |
You Telling The Truth? |
